I'm a nut, (click, click) I'm a nut, (click, click)
I'm an N-U-T-T nut. (click, click)
I'm a little acorn brown
Lying on the cold cold ground
Somebody came and stepped on me
That is why I'm cracked you see. . . .(Chorus)
Called myself upon the phone
Just to hear my golden tone.
Asked myself for a date
I'll be ready about half past eight. . . .(Chorus)
Took myself to the picture show,
Sat myself in the very last row.
Put my arm around my waist
Got so fresh I slapped my face! . . . .(Chorus)