I was walkin' round the corner,
I was walkin' round the block,
And I walked right in
to a donut shop.
I picked up a donut
and I wiped off the grease
and I handed the lady
my five cent piece.
Weeellllll she looked at the nickel
and she looked at me
and she said, "kind sir, can you plainly see
there's a hole in the nickel
and it goes right through."
And I said, "There's a hole in the donut too"
"thanks for the donut - so long"